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Leverage Season 2 Episode 15 “The Maltese Falcon Job” Quotes
The Maltese Falcon Job Quotes
Parker: Don’t worry. No one’s ever died going through an air duct.
Tara: That’s…comforting.
Parker: Worst case, you slip and fall, break your legs, lay there for days scratching on the …
Leverage Season 2 Episode 14 “The Three Strikes Job” Quotes
The Three Strikes Job Quotes
[Nate shares his idea for the con]
Hardison: Baseball?
Nate: Yeah, we’re gonna steal this ballpark. [pause] And then the team. But not necessarily in that order.
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Nate: All right. Good news, bad news.
Tara: …
Leverage Season 2 Episode 13 “The Future Job” Quotes
The Future Job Quotes
Nate: We’re going to make everyone think he’s the greatest psychic there ever was, then we’re going to expose him in front of the network and everyone.
Tara: And how do …
Leverage Season 2 Episode 12 “The Zanzibar Marketplace Job” Quotes
The Zanzibar Marketplace Job Quotes
Nate: [to Eliot] You’re a retrieval expert, right? Go and retrieve my wife from a Ukrainian jail.
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[Hardison suggests a vacation to Parker]
Hardison: Two weeks in Tokyo. We’d have a great …
Leverage Season 2 Episode 11 “The Bottle Job” Quotes
The Bottle Job Quotes
Tara: What are we supposed to do, steal the wake?
Nate: Whoa, have some respect. Borrow the wake, to save the bar.
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Parker: What kind of crook was your dad?
Hardison: Parker, you just…
Nate: …
Leverage Season 2 Episode 10 “The Runway Job” Quotes
The Runway Job Quotes
Nate: Let’s go steal us a fashion show.
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[Tara talks to Sophie via video conference]
Tara: Nate Ford is arrogant, he’s condescending, he just doesn’t listen.
Sophie: Nate’s having trouble communicating? I’m shocked.
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[laying out …
Leverage Season 2 Episode 9 “The Lost Heir Job” Quotes
The Lost Heir Job Quotes
Tara Carlisle: I checked you out, Mr. Ford. Half my sources say you’re a vicious thief. The other half claim you’re some kind of high-tech vigilante.
Nate: I like that. …
Leverage Season 2 Episode 8 “The Ice Man Job” Quotes
The Ice Man Job Quotes
Sophie: Go to Nate’s storage cupboard. You’re gonna find a sexy little minidress and my emergency Jimmy Choos.
Parker: Jimmy who? You have a body in Nate’s closet?
Sophie: Shoes, Parker!
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(Eliot is …
Leverage Season 2 Episode 7 “The Two Live Crew Job” Quotes
The Two Live Crew Job Quotes
[the team is trying to deal with a bomb sent to Sophie]
Parker: Is that C4?
Sophie: Ohh, Parker! Please don’t poke at the motion-sensitive bomb!
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[after Sophie's "funeral"]
Sophie: Those were some …
Leverage Season 2 Episode 6 “The Top Hat Job” Quotes
The Top Hat Job Quotes
Eliot: [over comms] Hardison, we got a problem.
Hardison: What kind of problem?
Eliot: They’re MRI-ing my pizza and their stance says ex-CIA.
Hardison: You can tell somebody worked for the CIA just from …
Leverage Season 2 Episode 4 “The Fairy Godparents Job” Quotes
The Fairy Godparents Job Quotes
Nate: Let’s go steal us a school.
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Nate: There are three general exceptions for house arrest: personal safety, death of a relative, and family events.
Eliot: Personal safety. We could burn the …
